I was fortunate to turn on the TV when it said that they would be showing Amazing Race All-stars at 10.30 later tonight. I don’t watch that much TV but it is a source of comfort since I’m all alone in my two bedroom bachelor pad. I don’t however follow any particular program. I like watching Amazing Race but I think it would be even cooler to participate, maybe once I turn 21 I can join Amazing Race Asia. Anyone out there wanna put up with me?
Anyway the reason why I was so fortunate to watch tonight’s episode was because the teams were going to be in KL! Whenever I see or hear anything about Malaysia I always get all excited. This used to be the case about Australia when I was growing up. *Sigh*, I guess the grass is always greener on the other side.
I was so glad that all 5 teams had a good experience in Malaysia. I was waiting for people to be rude, give wrong directions, caught on camera throwing rubbish in the street or just doing something embarrassing that would put us to shame. You would be happy to know that none of this happened, at least not on camera. All teams were greatly aided by our friendly locals telling them where to go and giving them precise directions, and I don’t think it was because they knew they were in the Amazing Race. Thankfully our transport system didn’t let them down as they were able to travel on our efficient LRTs and air conditioned buses quickly to their destination. How come it’s not like that when I go to KL? The first stop was the majestic Batu Caves and you guessed it, they had to climb the stairs all the way to the top to get their next clue only to be told they had to go straight back down! They then travelled to the Kampung Baru Mosque where they got a detour clue having to choose between Cookies or Artistic Creation. In Cookies the teams had to go to some road side stall where this man was selling hundreds and hundreds of Malaysian cookies. They then had to bite into each cookie to find one with a black liquorice centre. In Artistic Creation teams had to reproduce a batik pattern by using a block print with melted wax and then painting over it. The batik detour seemed to be the faster and easier one. Only one team were successful with the cookies. Two other teams tried but wisely decided to swap and go for the other one. Teams didn’t have to eat the cookies so the whole ground was littered with crumbs. The owner of the store did not look too amused and was probably regretting signing up for the thing, at least he got free publicity! Because Amazing Race is popular in Malaysia many people stood around watching the teams when they were carrying out their tasks. Some were cheering them on which uplifted their spirits. Of course it did not hurt that the teams were matsalleh and one team were beauty queens. After the detour the teams had to take a taxi to Taman Sri Hartamas. I love how our taxis are unashamedly estate in their colour with combinations of red, blue and yellow and how they have the "Jemput Naik Sign"…..*sigh*, I’ve fallen in love with the touristy side of Malaysia…..oh no…..I’ve become a foreigner, HELP!
Anyway it seems like the person who organised the Malaysian leg of the race wanted to show the best side of Malaysia. At Taman Sri Hartamas, apparently as a tribute to Malaysia’s "eco-friendlyness" teams were supposed to go around on a bicycle with a small piece of board attached on a third wheel collecting old news papers from around the neighbourhood. They were even told to shout out, "Surat Khabar Lama" hahahaha! They were supposed to buy newspapers off the people but I guess it’s hard enough stopping Malaysians from just worshiping at the feet of the Americans. Knowing that the people were in Amazing Race many of the young kids actually went from house to house pushing the teams’ bicycles and carrying the newspapers for them. One of the teams who came a little late did not get much old newspapers and resorted to going to a nearby Petronas station and buying old newspapers off them. The fella told the Petronas attendant that he will pay over RM300 if he could buy the newspapers and get him to help push the bicycle back to the newspaper man where all the teams’ newspapers were collected. RM 300?!?! just for a simple job…..the guy probably thought we was dealing in Rupiahs or something!!
After the paper round the teams were directed to their next pit stop which was the Carcosa Seri Negara, some hilltop mansion in KL. I’m glad this time they did not resort to using the KL tower or the Twin towers as part of the challenges. It did feature once in awhile when driving through the city and it was shown as part of the view from the hill top mansion at the end.
So that one hour of TV was my excitement for the night. I was happy that I could see people in Malaysia going out of their way to help foreigners with a father carrying a small child jogging all the way with one team to show them to their next challenge! Then again it could just be that they were in the Amazing Race and that they were Americans.
So much for the good side of Malaysia this week. Unfortunately this week brought bad news about Malaysia. Lina Joy losing her appeal was kind of expected but that does not make it any less a miscarriage of justice. When will our country accept the freedom of each individual to choose their own religion? Why do we still have to be stuck with such a primitive mind-set? Lina Joy is born and raised in Malaysia; this is her home, and now she will have to leave the country to marry her Christian Boyfriend. Even the world’s most populous Muslim country Indonesia allows a greater freedom of personal rights. Muslim majority countries like Turkey too recognize the merits of the separation of religion from politics, can’t Malaysia be the same? Malaysia has come along way but it still has much farther to go.
Aunty Luan received one of Marina Mahathir’s columns from her sister who lives in KL. It’s good to hear that some people still have sense back home.
Musings:
By MARINA
MAHATHIR - May 2007
LOOKING at recent developments, I
think there should be a new association registered for the propagation of the
shallow and superficial. It should be called, for short, the SS.
The SS
is open for membership to people who have nothing better to do with their lives
than look for monsters under their beds, enemies in their blankets or crosses in
their buns. The first members of the SS are the people who believe that the path
to hell is paved with ice-cream biscuits.
In case there are still
people out there who only read the mainstream papers and therefore have been
blissfully cocooned in ignorance, a group of defenders of the faith have lodged
a report that a certain brand of ice-cream biscuits has (Christian) crosses on
them, and therefore this is a grave threat to our faith. If any of us were
unaware that all it takes is ice-cream to melt our faith, now we know.
The SS would comprise of people who really believe that their faith
needs to be protected from confectionery, lipstick, books, magazines, songs,
maybe even Sponge Bob SquarePants. Everything should be scrutinized for their
ability to creep into one’s soul and destroy one’s beliefs. Having laws that
allow for this scrutiny would apparently show how superior and strong their
religion is.
The SS are not in the least bit interested in any real
issues that might truly be threats to their community. Not for them the trivial
matters of poverty and hunger nor of people being bombed to death every day in
Iraq or Palestine, or dying of diseases such as AIDS. Nay, these are unimportant
compared to the dangers of ice-cream and lipstick.
In case anyone
thinks I am making this u p, some people might remember that in the days before
th e United States invaded Iraq, an e-mail listing out the brands of cosmetics
one should not use because their lipsticks were not halal was passed around.
Undoubtedly, several hundred thousand dead Iraqis later, those who boycotted
those lipsticks feel very good now.
Let us not forget other SS members,
those who should be conferred the special title Simple-Minded and Stupid,
otherwise known as SMS. These are the sorts who believe every little message
that comes into their hot little phones, no matter how unlikely.
Without even asking simple questions like "Is it true?", they pass them
on as if they were, well, gospel. Even worse, instead of just relying on
electronic gadgets, which one can always blame technology for, they pass on
these messages verbally to other members of the SS, all of whom accept
everything the SMS say is literally The Word of God.
The alleged Word
of God is then borne into action by Korrupt Kombative Knuckleheads, otherwise
known as the KKK. These will do things like throw firecrackers into churchyards,
destroy temples and raid married people’s bedrooms. Pretty soon we may find them
dressing up in bed sheets and stringing up people they don’t like on trees.
One thing about the SS, the SMS and the KKK is that they never take
responsibility for anything. Unlike hijackers, kidnappers and terrorists who
want to be known as people who do bad deeds, the Malaysian versions don’t own up
to anything. If SS or SMS talk about how Other People are bad, and the KKK then
go and string up people by their necks, the SS and SMS simply put their hands up
and say, "But I never told them to do that. I only mentioned these things in
passing."
Thus they can pass out simpleminded but dangerous messages
without having to take the consequences. Unlike Other People who are constantly
being threatened with all sorts of Dire Consequences should they so much as open
their mouths. This i s how less than a dozen people talking peace and goodwill
can be told to shut up in the face of 10,000 talking war and hate. It’s the same
sort of argument some Neanderthals make about cameras peering in inappropriate
places; the victims shouldn’t have worn skirts.
The sad thing is that
an association like the SS would have so many members in this country. While
those who are reasonable, moderate and tolerant are getting marginalized every
day.
The voice of hate is these days so much louder than the voice of
peace, love and inclusiveness. Just as we don’t see the supreme irony of
trumpeting our religious superiority while at the same time claiming that it
only takes biscuits to destroy us, we don’t see the irony of extolling ourselves
as a superior race while at the same time insisting on crutches and handouts.